Yuky

Summer is so hot. I hate summer! How did you survive last summer? Let me know!

Please Don't Say That!

I like Cancer men and by happenstance I like guitarists too. Somehow or another Yuki is both... but oh well whatever. Nevermind. Anyway everyone was teasing me about Yuki for some dumb reason. They were like "Blah blah blah blah...blah" and blah blah you know, the usual. And that was annoying enough until Auntie Crystal had to say, "Oh but Yuki is a cutie!"
YIKES! Steven actually screamed, and I actually died. And then she went on to say, "What? If I was a teen girl...!" NO NO NO NO NO Auntie Crystal please don't say that. I don't mind to think a guy is hot... but I don't want to have to share my opinion with a MOM! I am in such bad company!

Sorry To Embarass Angelo...

So we were all on the beach trying to dig a hole deep enough to bury Moofy, standing up. Angelo was digging with his hands at first, but he must have gotten tired or whatever because there was this old couple walking past with two shovels in hand.
"We'll jan-ken and the loser asks to borrow the shovel!" Moofy says.
"Nah, I can do it," I grumbled.
"Hell no! You can't just ask some old people, 'can I use your shovel'!."
"Guys, this is such crap." Lena snapped.
Well some way or another, I asked them. The old lady gave me a funny look when I was walking toward her, but she didn't seem surprised at all. She said to me in pretty good English, "Oh, we can give you this shovel."
I insisted that she didn't have to do that but she said, "It's ok, it's only 100 yen." She handed me the shovel and she left before I could say a word.
Well, that was highly embarassing, since she obviously heard Angelo call her an old lady... and all.

Some Random Pics

Douglas

I know there are better photos of Douglas... but I don't know where, and these are cute enough.

Moofy on her birthday: faithfully dressed as edward scissorhands.

A must read

Dear World;

I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no, statistics tells me that only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee weinied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and the stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.

I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, pulling and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my minuscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch.

But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Richard David what would jesus do with a small penis?"

Black Jack Is Nasty...

We all know that Moofy thinks Uncle David is handsome. Well, of course not for real, but anyway, she's fun to tease. Who she really likes is his son, David Cloward, but that's not the point. She hates all the teasing...
So we all went to David Cloward's house and all the teens played Black Jack. Lena loses, and she has to kiss David Cloward on the cheek. it was a huge deal. It was the life of my life. ...Until Moofy lost and she had to kiss his arm, each kiss longer than the first saying, "I love you, I love you, I love you." This would not be a big deal if she didn't actually have feelings for him, but I guess she does.
Titty made a no-kissing-noses rule. PHEW! I had to walk into the dining room and give Uncle Gideon an on-the-spot kiss on the cheek. Humiliating. Daichi lost, and he had to kiss me on the nose, since Titty wasn't there to save me.
But I think the bomb was right about when Moofy walked up to Uncle David and kissed he cheek. Words cannot do justice the look that was in her eyes!
On the way home Uncle Gideon said,

"When I was young it was a shiner prize for girls to kiss me. --And now they do it for batsu??"

Naming the Baby

Who decides a childs' name? Well, I guess Moofy does. See, Titus and Mia have a son Darren, but Moofy decided to change his name to Douglas.
"Darren, is your name Douglas?" Titus asked in a fatherly tone.
"Yes!" Douglas squeals.
Douglas looks in the mirror and says, "I see Douglas!" We wanted to make sure he really got the point that his name is Douglas, so I taught him a little song to the tune of "Your Name Is Wonderful":

Your name is Douglas
Your name is Douglas
Your name is Douglas
Douglas my boy...

Uncle Gideon was concentrating on something and being real quiet, then he finally asked, "What's a short name for Titus?" We were like, "Tights? Tight-ass??? TIT???? Titty?????" Moofy affectionately dubbed Titus Titty. Flattering!
Now Titty wants a name for my dad... and we are looking for one for Mia? Any ideas?

News Flash 2

When we decided Titus, Mia and Darren could come visit us, someone decided my room was a good place to put them. So now I live in a tiny hot room that barely fits more than a bed, and doesn't have a fan. But I decorated it good, and at least I have the place to myself.

About Marriage

Grace, Lena and I talked about who we each wouldn't mind getting together with once, who we like and stuff. Lena and Grace had answers, and they made good sense. Like, "I want to marry so-and-so because he is hot."
But when it came to my turn, I had someone in mind. He is hot and cool and a really good friend, but I realized that I can be attracted to someone.... alot... but not wanna I dunno... be with him... at all.

News Flash 1

Our General member Charity and her mom came. We were glad her mom had a good time here, which was good. We really cleaned before she came here. Charity will be here till the 21st, and our Actice member Grace has been here cooking and helping the Home.
Grace has been here cooking and helping out. It's good to have here staying the night, and it has helped ease the pain of missing Vicki. (Vicki will be back from Hiroshima in a week). Vicki!!! We miss you!
And tomorrow Titus and Mia will be coming fro a two week visit. Oh yeah, and I have been making the schedule for like the past two weeks... and I am so bad at it!