June 3, 2008

A Few About Sex

"The first global analysis of sex-behavior data shows no evidence of a trend toward youthful promiscuity." --Web MD Sexual Health Center

The average Australian erect penis is 15cm (aprox. 5.9 inches) long. This is not massive-massive, obviously. I personally believe that size matters, but someone with an average-sized piece of machienery can do the job just fine, so long as he knows how to work it. Might not be so likely with Aussie men, since one quarter of the women considered sex to be painful or boring. Yeah... and imgaine how the YOUNG women feel!

But then, these women must be kind or something, because one in five men under 20 is in a steady relationship.

Aussies supposedly have more sex in the park than any other countries do.

Also, the average man between 17 and 25 is finished within 4.8 mintues. (Probably longer if drunk)

Really fantastic!

5 comments:

Junior said...

There is no way to validate any of those "facts", they could never measure things like that.

Skunk said...

Of course not. Even the big surveys are based on a few thousand people rather than the entire population.

Anonymous said...

that was too much information...IN THE PARK???

Amanda Rudow said...

LMAO
you aussie voyeurists, you!

"we need some new way of scandalizing that kenfrog dude. any ideas?"
"yeah! up for a romp in the park, mayte?"

Anonymous said...

ma cherie Amanda...Are you soliciting?