January 12, 2007

Movies and Mice

Uncle and me and Moofy and Lena saw Kingdom Of Heaven early this morning. Mary Jane, don't stone me for this, but Orlando Bloom actually looks fuckable in that one.
But just before he and the woman get down to business, a mouse of all things crawls into his shoe. It was entirely unnecessary to the plot, not to mention a terrible turn-off. He doesn't see the mouse. Nay. Yea, he doesn't even kill it!

3 comments:

MaryJane said...

Mariea, I dump you. Orlando Bloom is a little pretty, but I'd never fuck him.
Kingdom of Heaven or not.
And that movie sucks. or so I hear. It's one of his only movies where he's a "cool" guy.... cuz he's always a looser in his movies.

Skunk said...

Yeh well, I didn't say he was so-ooo-o hot. I am not one to overrate the pretty ones. He just looks much BETTER than in his other movies.

Amanda Rudow said...

ah he does.