January 24, 2008

This Is Major

Ok so this new waiter is working where I work. His name is Shane and when I met him he pretty much knocked the whhhind out of me. That is a friggin oath.

Just to tell you

It's a lot like the sun. So hot that you can't look too long, or it'll hurt.

Oh my god, he is good looking like woah my god. Sorry to be repetitive but it's true.

And as the story, goes, the chick meets the hot guy and next thing you know, he is charming too. But then he is cocky. And mean. Oh and oh no, he's flirting with every lady that walks in. But at least his muscles are niceBUT HE'S SO DUMB! Oh and did we mention RUDE???

Nope.

Shane is really NOT cocky, really not mean, so polite, and he is smart! In fact he is a bit of a dork. He goes to university and he is totally politically correct. There is something about everything I say that he finds mean, politically incorrect, somehow racist (I'M NOT THO), pointed or downright dirty. In fact he is so unperverted he's a bit scary. Is he male or is he alien?

So anyway, what do you think people?

6 comments:

Amanda Rudow said...

I think I'm glad you've finally updated, and this guy is either gay or .... well, gay. They always say the homosexuals exuberantly flirt with the opposite sex but never get serious.

...nevermind.

Skunk said...

Oh, that's what I forgot to say. he's not gay either.

Anonymous said...

It's so not fair...if someone's a nice guy they almost always get accused of being gay...or if they talk smart...blah!
If a guy acts smart, cleans his house, flirts, and makes clever jokes, he's GAY. Why then, if a girl acts tough, hangs around guys alot, and swears alot, she isn't called a LESBIAN???
just something i thot was funny from Flo's blog...

Anonymous said...

Alien, undoubtedly, now take and picture :)

Skunk said...

Well while that's a sad thing, it has an ellement of truth to it Kenny, that a lot of really polite, really cultured young men are gay. I think this one is an alien, then!

Anonymous said...

so he's a little mean??? yeah! that's the way mariea likes it! go for it.
any kind of putang is better than none